First Impression: Aaaargh. Sweet Mother Mary, Mother of God. Why? Your layout. It is horrible. Change it. Change it right fucking now! Your index entry is about twenty fucking pages long too. Christ. You fill me with great dread. I spasm. [0/10]

Layout: Ha ha ha. Utter fucking crap. Jesus Christ, you know who you remind me of? Our friend onewetleg, that's who, who also did terribly and whose layout also made me want to put live bees in my eyes. It looks like every blogsite/activist site/etc. all had a giant fucking orgy, and your layout is the dubious fluids left by that dread union, only with picture links.* And I swear on all that I hold holy that I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger if I see any in-site links that open in a new window. ... God damn you, I hate being right. That's it. [0/30] Fuck you.

Content: Maybe I was too quick to judge you on your index entry. I can't explain why I like this, but I do. And for this, I believe I adore you. It takes balls to do that, and I hope you still don't feel too badly about the fact that you couldn't be more eloquent then, because you were presented with a shitty and overall stupid situation, and you reacted the way you could. Like I said, balls. (You don't seem to be one of those militant lesbians, so I think it's okay to use the term "balls" to describe your actions there.)

You're clearly very politically-minded. I must admit, at first, upon seeing your layout, I thought you were one of those people who just threw links like that up there because it's fashionable to do so. But that is not at all the case, as I could tell here. And it's not just the political entries you write that have evidence of clear and logical thought - it's in everything. I get the impression that every word you choose is chosen specifically and carefully, which I like. Hooray for logic. [23/30]

Spelling/Grammar: Impeccable. [10/10]

Contact: Yes. [5/5]

Extras: A lot of fucking links, what with you being a concerned US citizen, but what really makes me happy is this. And you know what? Bonus points, because I fucking adore R.E.M. [7/5]

Revisit: It is quite posisble. [3/5]

The Verdict: [48/100]

Comments: Your low score, as you should know, is mostly indicative of a shitty layout. It's terribly cluttered, and needs to be more organized and such. And for the love of God - in-site links should open in the same window. Other than that, I can't help but like you, because you're great.

♥ meredith

* i got very creative with that one, didn't i? i was really reaching, i suppose.